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  Dean Hates Bush More Than Kerry Does

  by George W Bush in

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  (2003-08-04) -- vermont gov.

  howard dean announced today that he hates president george bush more than any of his democrat presidential rivals do, especially sen. john kerry.. .

  "i acknowledge that senator kerry has a certain distain for george bush," said gov.

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  Gov. Dean Heals Leper, Walks on Water

  by George W Bush in

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  (2003-08-04) -- gov.

  howard dean cemented his democrat presidential frontrunner status today when he healed a man of leprosy then walked across the surface of a small lake to his next campaign appearance.. .

  the vermont governor also shocked the pundits with his simultaneous appearance on the covers of time, and newsweek.. .

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  If The Bush Administration Lied About WMD, So Did These People

  by George W Bush in

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  since we haven't found wmd in iraq yet, a lot of the anti-war/anti-bush crowd is claiming that the bush administration lied about iraq's weapons of mass destruction.

  the story being floated now is that saddam had no wmd (or almost none) and that the bush administration didn't tell the truth about the wmd threat.

  well, if they're going to claim that the bush administration lied, then there sure are a lot of other people, including quite a few prominent democrats, who have told the same lies since the inspectors pulled out of iraq in 1998. here are just a few examples of what i'm talking about... .

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  Sen. Kerry Donates Campaign Funds to Underprivileged

  by George W Bush in

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  sen. kerry donates campaign funds to underprivileged

  presidential candidate john kerry announced today that he will donate "a substantial portion" of his campaign war chest to his party's underprivileged, minority and female presidential candidates.. .

  "it's not right that a few fat cats should have all the wealth," said an unnamed kerry campaign strategist.

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  Lewinsky's "Meet the Meat" Hit on FOX

  by George W Bush in

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  2. friends

  new york - former x-rated intern monica lewinsky appears to have on her hands a certified ratings hit with her new interview show "meet the meat" which airs friday nights at 8pm on the fox news network.

  the show is based on william f. buckley's "firing line," featuring every week a prominent newsmaker, politician or public figure in a rigorous intellectual tug-of-war.

  "meet the meat," however, departs from the "firing line" format in that the last ten minutes of the show are devoted to ms. lewinsky orally entertaining her guest rather than entertaining questions from the studio audience.

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  Saddam Hussein Reportedly Less Optimistic About War

  by George W Bush in

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  tikrit, iraq - with his sons dead and his bodyguard captured, former iraqi president at large saddam hussein is showing less of a brave face about the iraqi resistance, sources close to him say.

  sources close to saddam also wonder how many dinars 25 million dollars go into, if it's really as much as they think it is.

  sources close to saddam are licking their lips and looking over weirdly at saddam, hallucinating that he is a giant bag of money.

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  Bagdad Bob pushes Simply Bob

  by George W Bush in

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  former iraqi information minister muhammed saeed al-sahaf, currently on "administrative leave" from his duties in baghdad, has signed a contract with the fashion house chanel to promote a new cologne for men.

  the fragrance will be called "simply bob," after the minister's widely used nickname "baghdad bob" and will be available in us stores june 1st, "just in time for father's day," said karl lagerfeld, chanel's chief designer.

  al-sahaf made the announcement at a surprise press conference in paris yesterday morning, saying that "now that the american infidels have been forced out of baghdad -- allah be praised -- i am free to focus on other things.

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  Howard Dean Calls for Reinstatement of Saddam

  by George W Bush in

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  diminutive democrat presidential frontrunner howard dean today called for the bush administration to reinstate saddam hussein to the dictatorship of iraq since the decision to invade iraq was made using "faulty intelligence information.

  "just because saddam was a brutal genocidal dictator doesn't mean that america has the right to go and depose him," governor dean said as he addressed the annual meeting of the transgendered vegetarians association.

  "when you get right down to it, george w. bush isn't any better than saddam.

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  U.S. Admits it Faked Hussein Brothers' Deaths

  by George W Bush in

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  2. humour

  (2003-07-25) -- the white house announced today that the u.s. does not really have the dead bodies of uday and qusay hussein, and the two are still on the loose somewhere in iraq.. .

  "we showed those fake pictures yesterday in hopes of re-establishing some credibility with the iraqis," said an unnamed senior white house official.

  "we just thought we had to do something after we lied about saddam's weapons of mass destruction.

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  Eulogy for Uday and Qusay

  by George W Bush in

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  2. friends

  saddam hussein may deliver the eulogy at a state funeral for his sons, uday and qusay, who died suddenly today in mosul.

  the elder hussein was invited to speak at the funeral by the commander of allied ground forces in iraq, army lt. gen. ricardo sanchez.

  "we understand the emotions triggered by the death of one's sons," said lt. gen. sanchez.

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